23. cat and dog mom. bi/cis. college graduate. engaged. i believe in revolution and wine wednesday.
i always get told i look like a bitch bc im always glaring while i walk but im not glaring im squinting i have sensitive eyes theyre watering
A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
they warned us it would be a slippery slope
i’m really tired of freaking out over money and school and stuff and i’m tired of being sad and i’m tired of looking and feeling like a little girl and sometimes i just wish a car would hit me on the way home so i don’t have to deal with anything anymore
This
things im tired of:
*dead*
Lmaoo im tired of yall
DO NOT KISS A GIRL WHEN SHES MAD i am so tired of media portraying this as a good way to end an argument okie when ur partner is mad and yelling at u do not just kiss them to shut them up and make up okie how about u just fucking listen to your partner when theyre trying to tell u somethign
Tired of your baby girl being seen as a genderless imp? Afraid strangers might not recognize your sexless proto-human as the soft femme heartbreaker she is? Well now you can glue some shit on her head! That’s right, just glue some gender conformity right onto her unclosed fontanelle! Say goodbye to awkwardly explaining that no, despite her bald head, your androgynous poop machine is actually a demure coquette! Glue your fucking baby today!
you wanna fight? alright let’s take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand
shoutout to all the kids who
- grew up smart and lost it when they got to high school and dont know what happened
- are so bright but just cant focus academically
- are told their effort isnt good enough when in reality they just dont understand
- are too shy to ask for help and go without it and therefore dont reach the potential they know they have
- are brilliant in class but underperform in exams
- have to pretend that they dont care about their grades because they constantly underperform and dont want to look stupid
